What is The Nootanator? Many before one like yourself have pondered this very question. A question that has stumped thousands philosophers, great thinkers and contemplators alike. Nootanator is like no extension you have ever before so feebly installed upon your shiny chrome browser. No. Nootanator provides you with a glimpse into the beyonst, the deep dark abyss, the chasm of oblivion.
Nothing can prepare you for what you will witness when you click that install button. Yes you will click it. And no, not even the screenshots – no two dimensional image of such low a quality could even begin to provide justice to the glory that is Nootanator.
Nootanator is more than an extention. Nootanator is a way of life. Nootanator is a philosophy to live by. A collection of ideals that will ultimately bring world peace. Yes. Install it now. Nootanator compells you, you must! Your entire life has been leading up to this very moment. You will make history. You will be great! Just click the button. The second you popped out of your mother's womb, your fate was decided. It always has been.
You know what you must do.